Awww :3

god damn, you were faster xD

but good thing I just washed me towels. :)

getting from here to there

Quite the jump from modestly going in small steps to cooking very labour intensive dishes like lasagna! Good shit! The bread (challa, strietzel?) looks great.

Ammonia home sex for the low low price of 150€? COUNT ME IN!

Yes! Garlic. Very important :)

Stock up on spices. Depending on the cuisine of yoir choice. I find that pepper and salt are a must have. Paprika, Oregano, Thyme, Basil and Nutmeg are my go-to’s.

Maybe you could try making the pasta sauce next. It is pretty simple actually: Take your protein (like ground beef) and fry it in a pan, season with salt pepper (and paprika if you are fancy).

While it’s doing that, dice some onions. Once the protein is done, take it out of the pan and add the onions. Lower the heat and gently fry them until they turn glassy. Their moisture will also loosen the residue the meat left in the pan, which is full of flavour.

While onions are cooking peel some carrots and shred them. Once the onions are done, add the carrots, and the meat back together.

Add tomate puree from a can, season with i.e: oregano, thyme, rosemary, basil. Paprika is crucial in my opinion as it gives the sauce some extra depth. Fresh parsely is also very nice. I find it elevates a very basic dish to something quite good :3

Cinnamon is a pretty good bark tho

More like ragebait than funny :/

😂😂😂

My money was on the lorax but this is brilliant

That reminded me of a mole watching “people” defecate out of curiosity xD

i don’t think I know this one

wait. goldilocks?

Is it Ratatouille? I think he easts something sweet in the beginning of the movie and then hungers badumtss for more fine food :3

Is it Zelda?

That was a horrible way to describe it. Holy moly! Good job :D

Ordinary young woman is forced to take on the financial responsibility of a monarchy. Unable to carry the burden by herself she enters a pact with an unnamed stranger…

When someone tells me pigeons aren’t cool, I should remind them of the OG ending of

. Although for anyone whowas ever “bitten” by a pigeon knows they can’t hurt you. They are just little, goodhearted fluffballs <3

Too easy! Star Wars. :D

Wowie, sure would be awkward if that was wrong :P