The new feudal lords will own everything and be super duper kind enough to let the peons and slaves toil the soil and keep 1/100th of the produce. Pretty sure that’s literally how they want and expect things to become

Hey, at least it’ll be warm for a hot minute!

If, during the collision, a star or significantly large planet passes through the Solar System, it can wreck the gravity and slingshot stuff all over the place.

The article’s title should’ve focused on what 2/3 of it are written for: the beginning of life on Earth.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the solar system has been diagnosed with terminal instability and has been given a mere six billion years to live.

Actually longer than before, I suppose. The sun isn’t expected to last more than 4bn years anyway, not to mention the collision with Andromeda might screw the system before the sun does.

Just buy more RAM, bro!

RAM prices skyrocket 1000%

Just sell your house to buy more RAM, bro!

Anthropic is literally marketing this comic

About 2167 big macs

f-list has entered the chat

They probably “anonymize” the stuff they send back to microslop, since they use the bing engine

What other kind of vehicle can carry 300 pounds of 'murican fat?

Isn’t most of the people there just typical corporate shills? Like a company-approved xitter space

Funny, you’d expect this kind of thing to only be considered “a hit” if interest lasts more than a month, but gotta keep that bubble rolling, eh?

He expects more people to gravitate to AI shopping agents like Muse as they look to hand off cumbersome tasks, such as comparing deals across sites and tracking down products.

Because that was clearly impossible without AI. /s

In another sign of Muse’s growing relevance, Amazon confirmed to CBS News that it has blocked the AI app from shopping on its e-commerce platform, citing security and user experience concerns.

Less “relevance” and more “fucking bots eating our bandwidth”

When it comes to shopping, the benefit for customers isn’t just saving time; it’s also about helping them find deals, Mercer said.

THANK GOD SUCKBERG WOULD NEVER USE A BLACK BOX LIKE THAT TO PUSH BULLSHIT “BEST OFFERS” FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER, RIGHT? RIGHT???

“People are still a little bit nervous about allowing AI agents to do the purchasing on their behalf,”

Noooooooo, you should totally trust AI with your credit card and bank info! Trust big brother!

The reading experience of this article on a PC is mildly infuriating. The font is fixed size, zooming out does nothing, arrow keys don’t scroll up or down. Everything is javascript, so Firefox’ reading mode shows zero actual text

Call me if we get to see jake paul’s chin get punched out of his face again

I should probably upload some copyrighted music videos to view-verse and check how long it takes for them to be taken down. Might take quite a while, given that no “full” video has reached 20 views and no short is past 150 views.

Stripe as in the payment processor? Not really surprised, seeing how this view-verse and the facebook-market-thing are focused on taking money out of the person

I based the above off the parent comment, but view-verse lists its parent company as “Liberty Social Media LLC”, not “LibertyMediaLLC”.

My bad, didn’t notice that screw up.

To add to the cherry of “totally trustyworthy, you guys”, liberty social media has this corporate email on their about page: [email protected].

Owned by LibertyMediaLLC, who also runs Liberty-Social, which asks for account creation/login instead of showing anything, though the description sounds like facebook.

Not fond of shorts being on the front page no matter which category you click.

Dunno, but any of these “free speech” platforms always feel like havens for eventual racists, bigots and worse to thrive, though view-verse is currently very empty, so it might not end up as another cesspool.

then when climate change wouldn’t do the trick of killing all humanity fast enough

The problem was never about it “killing humanity fast enough”, but destroying the fucking planet, which is happening. We’ve had, what, 4 consecutive years of record high temperatures across the globe? These aren’t problems that happen in the span of a week, they’re slow cooking and will have a long lasting impact everywhere.

Well, only govts can realistically pay for the shit they’re trying to sell, so gotta make the appropriate sales pitch