

“I want your ai to Fuck off and never talk to me, please”


“I want your ai to Fuck off and never talk to me, please”


That you need to wipe more often.


Bribe one of the employees managing the database to enter random shit on your account.


If someone wants to generate a database of Lemmy users preference, this comment section is a much cheaper way than setting up an entire company like Amazon.


Shall someone also massage your feet while they pump your gas?
How about also read you a bedtime story?
How about we stop with the useless jobs that waste time and money? Those young workforce could actually be getting experience in a field that is useful to society. And that will get them further in life.
But ah, then you might have to get out of your car and get your own hand dirty. The horror!
You’d rather own slaves, wouldn’t you?


Even while buying hard liquor, I just get a “are you +18” prompt and I just press yes. lol
Although they have a little magnetic cap on them.


I see a trend of completely automated supermarkets.
You scan your card to walk in. The automated system scans the products you take. And you pay in order to leave.
It works pretty well, and is 24/7. You can be entirely alone in that store. And if you need someone there is a phone to a callcenter.


I mean, you could say that about a lot of things.
Grabbing all your groceries from the shelf? The store could also pay someone for that job.
Loading everything in your trunk. Let the store pay someone so you don’t hurt your back.
Putting away your cart. Yet again, someone could be paid for that.
Why don’t you mind doing all these things for free, but do mind scanning your items?
There is a slight difference though.
Humans can swim, while whales can’t walk.
I mean, every single of these entries isn’t caused by astrology but by other nonsense.
People fled because there was a warning of a cyclone, not because they believed in astrology.
Numerology is not astrology. People believing in witches is not astrology. Scammers will use anything including astrology.
And if those are the only examples, it really is less harmful then people make out.
I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.


The professionals, who obviously could wash clothes just by staring at them.


I am.
My dream job is being jobless in a world where everything is automated.
At least those get laid.
You went to play for the other team because no girl wanted to fuck you, but now you’re just a gay incel.
I just can’t imagine how they can fit twins with completely different personalities in their world view.
I believe that is called a switch


Free and cloud based, lol
Something needs to support those muscles
That just means they weren’t anonymous enough.