You forgot #4

https://www.ted.com/talks/terry_moore_how_to_tie_your_shoes

which is its own category

I think that’s the joke.

Jeder Boot

tut gut!

Every boot

does good

What a backward country. It would be laughable if it weren’t so sad.

Here’s how it works in developed countries: You call in sick. That’s it. You still get paid.

And of course, you also get paid while taking your guaranteed vacation time. Being paid while you’re on vacation isn’t some special benefit you have to negotiate for.

Stand up American People and fight for your rights!

I think you misspelled Bad Taste.

Get goat killing kid

“No, they weren’t. Though we are somehow distantly related.” answers the guy next to you, who, as a side note, was never fun at parties.

I don’t wear jewelry.

Completely out of the loop:

Who’s Mr Beast, what does he do, why should I know him?

What does it mean “I have”? What does he have? A new type of game show? A movie, book, play, game?

Is this real or satire?

Edit: Thanks everybody! Seems like I missed nothing.