Dookieman12

As an IT guy, i feel the opposite. I fixed it in ten minutes because I have ten years of experience. My hourly rate goes up because I spend so little time fixing the problem, if I charged any less, I couldn’t earn a living.

Fediverse: “Let girls have fun!”

Also Fediverse: “Unless a man would enjoy it, then ew, ick.”

I’ll team up with you, let’s give her another pair of twins

Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.

See, it was a hoax. There’s the script for the fake landing footage

Yeah, and I bet not a single admin has ever used this feature. It’s obscure, barely works, arguably causes more problems than it solves, and there are many other tools that fulfill the same use case, better.

This is one of those things I learned about because it wss in a textbook then never used again. The two or three times I asked about using as part of a solution at work, I got either a confused look or a “good joke” reaction.

That was close to ten years ago. This is the first I’m hearing about them since then.

Rhymes with “make guns illegal and the gun violence will stop”.

Brushing your teeth is super gay. It’s taking a long object, basically a dildo, and shoving it in mouth while you suck on it.

Then you let the toothpaste fall out of your mouth like a fat wad of cum and finally spit it all out into the sink like the dirty used hole that you are.

Combine that with the choking sounds, gagging, and hand motions, it’s a three-minute ritual of gobbling the ceremonial cock, and for what? Breath that smells nice for our boyfriends?

Miss me with that gay shit. My mouth smells the way it should; like rotten meat and moth balls, because I’m a REAL man and REAL men don’t need no sissy goop in their cock holster every morning.

My prediction:

1. Investors continue to fuel demand, choking supply
2. Plans to monetize LLMs don’t pan out
3. Eventually, lenders call their margins
4. Investors see the called margins and get spooked; demand fizzles
5. AI companies desperately try to liquidate their positions. Seeing the price of components, there’s a rush to sell while prices are high.
6. PC components flood the market
7. Record high supply, record low prices
8. PC gaming golden age

If you see a snake coiling up and preparing to strike, do you wait until it bites you to stop it?

If you have a cold, do you wait until you’re in the hospital to take medicine?

When a man declares his intent to harm you, at that point, any violence against him becomes justified on the basis of self-defense. When a group of people declare their intent to harm all others, at what point does violence against that group become justified on the same basis?

Not every joke about women is misogyny

Precisely. I make calculated decisions all the time. But I suck at math. Even “highly calculated” decisions can be very stupid. In fact, some levels of stupidity are only possible with some level of higher education.

Gotta work on that mindset. Just get a job at the bank and cash them yourself

Nintendo churns out the same slop franchises year after year and aggressively sues anyone for anything.

Sony (somehow) believes that investors are what give their company value, not customers, and certainly not employees. They’re abandoning physical media and not backing down on their anti-consumer practices that only continue to get worse.

Microsoft has become the new EA, aggressively buying up every single schmedium-sized gaming studio they can get their hands on, mismanageing them all into the ground, then selling them off for parts to save their own asses while leaving talented studios to die on the vine. They’re basically buying the right to scrap their competition and they’ll get away with it because they have enterprise IT subscriptions to absorb the losses.

AAA gaming is dead. And greed killed it. I’ll be playing indie PC games and emulators for the foreseeable future.

I don’t get this sub. Someone made this exact same shitpost but with Jordan Peterson. That post is sitting at around 20 downvotes because people don’t like Jordan Peterson. This post is at about 40 upvotes because people like Trevor Moore. They’re both excellent shitposts, and are basically the same post, but because one person is subjectively more liked, that post is voted higher.

Anyway, he’s a comedian who died because he got too drunk and fell off his balcony so it’s illegal to say anything bad about him.

Also, “How could the algorithm hide this from me for a whole [however old the video was when they clicked on it]” when the video was uploaded minutes ago

This is like me reading The Great Gatsby in high school. “An asshole throws some parties, then another asshole runs someone over with their car. No one learns anything from this.”