I do enjoy self checkout, but yesterday one demanded that I put my bag of rice back in my cart before I could continue. Something about heavy or fragile items. The problem was that I didn’t have a cart, but I did have several more items.

Insubordinate! And churlish!

Mischievous and deceitful. Chicanerous and deplorable!

The oath is the meme. It’s like meme history.

It could have and has happened to better people.

There’s so much foot stuff.

My wife once walked in and asked why I don’t rest it on the seat. I need that to not be a habit.

Nah, Mimi just loves Roy in general.

Hang on, that’s really cheap for S&M. Or so I’m told. By other people.

But it’s got everything that guy owns in it.

He’s made a career out of being terrified, so I don’t expect him to change.

BOston BAked beans.

Things not going well with Kash’s girlfriend?

I’m shocked. I thought they’d release him with a complimentary handjob.

Fuck.

Y’all seen the new Bears Who Love Shitting commercial where they tell you to inspect your kid’s asshole for traces of inferior toilet paper?

Sarah Winchester wasn’t haunted by anything but this joke.

“What would you do if you saw me naked in your kitchen?”

“Call the cops.”

Reminds me of the Family Guy bit:

“I’m a Seventh Day Adventist! We believe all the same things you do, but the sabbath is Saturday!”

“WHAT?!”

My firefox is set to restore my last session, so I never see the homepage.