TrackinDaKraken
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People pay to ride a tilt-a whirl. Let the bees have their fun.
Can’t have them wandering around unsupervised.
TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•OP’s about to end up like Robert DieselEnglish
7·13 days agoStand the truck up on end. It’s trying to pick itself up.
Try to pick yourself up. Good luck.
TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•OP’s about to end up like Robert DieselEnglish
6·13 days agoJust need to add a hill.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If you suddenly had 5 million dollars today, what would you do with it?English
5·13 days agoNothing crazy. I wouldn’t try to invest it someway to get mo money, beyond an interest bearing savings account, because chances are good I’d lose it.
Pay off my house. Travel a bit--France, Spain, maybe SEA for the food and to experience something different. Buy a camper van and visit the old campgrounds in CA and OR my family had vacations at when I was a kid. Leave as much as I could to my son after that.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kids turned the comment section of an NPR podcast into a group chat // Blocked from other social media, middle schoolers have had to get creative.English
21·13 days agoNecessity is the mother of invention.
Before long, they’ll be self-hosting chat apps. Or, figuring out eepsites. Or running Mastadon on Tor.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•If you can't pull Excalibur out of the rock but are strong enough to lift it attached to the stone, would that still make you worthy?English
24·13 days agoThe stone is but the tip of a buried house-size boulder, which you would be standing on, and therefore unable to lift no matter how strong.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Part of being an adult is knowing that chicken wings are delicious but you shouldn’t eat them every day.English
7·13 days agoI stand by my statement without offering evidence, or citations.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Part of being an adult is knowing that chicken wings are delicious but you shouldn’t eat them every day.English
25·13 days agoI remember saying to my roommate at the time, 30+ years ago, something like, “I can just buy and eat cake whenever I want. What the hell?”
This was just before my realization that pie is superior to cake in every way.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Stop bringing your phone in the shower: How steam can ruin 'waterproof' phonesEnglish
6·14 days agoRemoved by mod
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Technology@lemmy.world•Stop bringing your phone in the shower: How steam can ruin 'waterproof' phonesEnglish
32·14 days agoI go for hour-long walks around my neighborhood every day. The number of people who walk staring at their phones is surprising to me.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Stop bringing your phone in the shower: How steam can ruin 'waterproof' phonesEnglish
433·14 days agomy showers aren’t long
So, why… oh, forget it.
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Technology@lemmy.world•US jury says Apple owes record $5.7 billion in haptic technology patent caseEnglish
21·14 days agoMarket capitalization of Apple: $4.977 Trillion USD As of September 2026
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Fox News stars attend China’s State Dinner despite ranting about communism in the USEnglish
65·14 days agoThey don’t mean Chinese communism, they mean the scary kind of communism, like Cuba.
Every story gets repeated over and over with modern dressing.
It’s all just Homer’s Odyssey at root.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Signal Will Let You Sign Up Without a Phone Number — For $3English
4·15 days agoNo, they DO know that.
The only way to communicate anonymously across the internet is Tor.










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