What is that hat made of?!

E.T.'s american cousin

Humans are terminally unstable and will die within an average of 73 years. More at 11.

This was hysterical. Thanks <3

I enjoyed watching Bert until he started charging

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I’m betting that was just as fast as grabbing your link…

Plywood!

My lucky pot, a 9-year old pan, and grandma’s marital aid

I already sued Remon’s mom, but i didn’t get shit

I already hugged your family because it was so high on my list

ah shit, i thought they finally released a photo of ol’ Mitch.

neuroDeez nuts