Smash mouth genie
Built like a linebacker
i was sharing journal excerpts with a friend yesterday and found this relevant one:
“The best advice I have regarding love and finding it is to stop trying so hard to be perfect. People don’t want perfect, they want human. A lot of them just don’t know it yet.”
OH y’all were talkin about sub sandwiches
…I see now
are toasted switches something there is a market for?
rips bong
I just advertise for local metal bands, personally
I’m a big proponent of “showing your weird” – I’ve always liked weird people because they don’t appear to be hiding anything, whereas people who seem “perfect” are often too good to be true, and are fucked up in a way they have to hide.
I’ve had success showing my weird; it weeds out those who would not want me, and that prevents wasted time and energy on something thatd never work.
TMBG is an excellent choice
The Offspring was really onto something when they said “Shit is fucked up”
I’ve heard this too, thank you for reminding me of it :)
welp, good news for me then! :D
oh nooo your warranty ran out :C
for the record i do gym and grew up playing hockey/rugby
my mattress is like 30 years old
Honestly, I can’t really relate - in my 30s but I got a strong back, I don’t really get back pain
POINT TAKEN - I…I don’t know why I didn’t think of that…
I’m a bisexual woman, so it literally is because I watched gay porn
it’s when dudes rub they dicks together
Edit: it’s when people rub they dicks together
source: i watched a lot of gay porn during puberty 😅
hope that helps your cat!
I just feel like expecting perfection - regardless of how you personally define it - is foolish and sets a person up for disappointment.