Ew.

I made a lot of overnight oaths in my 20s.

Will you guys just admit you wanna get railed by white Jesus? It’s fine. He’s a very attractive if historically inaccurate man.

While you were dinner partying, I studied the ladle.

Eh, maybe not. I got to 1100m this time and I saw the first group in the background again. Unless you have to die at a specific milestone or click for even longer than that.

Maybe I’ve been watching too many Power Pak videos, but I feel like there might be something hiding here. I got up to 400m before my cat jumped on my desk and I got crushed, but in that time the background doesn’t loop like you might expect…

Yes, you can’t really appreciate Riker growing the beard until you’ve put up with a season of baby face.

I hear they’ve concocted a nugget of purest green.

In 1942, Alan Turing proved that buildings were arrays via maths, so all Brits had to start 0-indexing them by crown law.

Congrats, you invented the Kirkhammer.

Bullshit. None of these slopbots are acting independently to hack third party systems. These are all human-directed incidents.

Lemmy is no more social media than a forum is.

Bees are in danger and far more important to the ecosystem as pollinators than as spider food. Plus any bee in my house is clearly just lost and confused rather than trying to move in.

The spiders and I have an accord: They get 6 inches down from the ceiling as their territory, and any dark place where I can’t see them. If they make themselves visible outside that area, they’re deported to outside. As long as they abide by this, I will throw any other bug I find in my house except bees into a spider web.

Is it hard to type, or to see the screen, with all those corporate dicks in your mouth?

Oh, don’t be so cynical. Maybe one of their elders bought a blood bank.

Looks like pierogi. Dumpling instead of pasta, usually potato-filled.

His name is Wobert Pauwson.

Oh yeah Too Many Cooks is great, that’s one of the Infomercials. Casper Kelly did that, Buddy, and YPFIGTH. He’s one of my favorite creators in that sphere. The Adult Swim Yule Log specials he did are also really good.

I’ll have to check out Atlanta, I guess I assumed it was some basic standard dramady. But I liked Sorry to Bother You. I thought the second half was some fever dream I had for a while.

No, but I just found a stream for it and just a few minutes into the first episode I’m digging it. The bit with the dad killing himself because he thinks the kid’s life with his mom is so much better, then the kid yelling up the bloody stairs “can I come live with you?” Perfect.

Thanks for the recommendation! I’m going to binge this all tonight and then be a bit sad when it runs out.