contacting Malaria

Did Malaria reply?

“toasted” subs

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Colour me impressed

I missed the part where that’s my problem

One advantage of modern TVs is how slim they are. It’s so crazy to me now how much space those old TVs took up. You just had a big TV stand sticking out from the wall.

stationed in Britain

Well there’s our answer. Scotland!

The next Fallout game and Elder Scrolls 6 are going to suck, calling it now.

Call to Arms: Gates of Hell

Easily my favourite RTS game. S-tier if you’re a WW2 nerd like me.

At least ride to hell had a redeeming quality in that it was hilarious. This game is just shit

AC3 had my favourite setting of any of the AC games. We all know about the American revolutionary war and the aftermath, but the pre-revolutionary years feels a bit forgotten sometimes.

Always thought it was really cool seeing the British redcoats patrolling the cities then later on the colonial troops in blue.

Fuck Denuvo in the ass with a spiked baseball bat.

He’s angry and on the surface he looks mad and ready to drop bombs But he keeps on ignoring that he’s lost how? The whole front’s crumbling now East and west, a retreat he won’t allow He’s shaking now, Reich’s will breaking down, the oil’s run out, pistol to his head and POW!

Those kids are no match for me and my electric kettle

Using a launcher to launch a launcher to launch a game is dumb as hell.

Lots of Irish girls use sunbeds, so if you didn’t know she was Irish, you might think she was Brazilian lol

I compress my meals by putting them into a blender to liquify them before consumption!

Lol

Old call of duty was brutal WW2 games. New call of duty is ADHD shootouts in a skate park with pink guns and wallrunning.

Lucia is a dream for horny modders. I can already see the plethora of nude mods and mods to give her comically huge boobs and ass.

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