• tmyakal@infosec.pub
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    I remember when I was 17, I went to a Haunted Hay Ride with the girl I was dating at the time. Halfway through the ride, they stopped it and a bunch of witches came out to give everyone cider and donuts. The witch that served me was wearing full gross-old-witch makeup and jokingly flirting with me, so I started flirting back.

    Just as the ride started up again, I said, “So hey, what’s your number?”

    And she yelled, “SEVEN!” and ran cackling into the woods.

    It remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever experienced firsthand.

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    Wonder if the artist is from Austin based on the area code. It used to also be San Antonio, but I doubt they’re that old

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      In the ancient past when our mobileks didn’t even have a touchscreen, letters were placed in groups of 3 on the numpad. We had to text by repeatedly pressing a number on the numpad until we got the letter we wanted. This also allowed for numbers to be arranged into a word.

      Notable examples include

      • 877CASHNOW
      • 1 877 kars4kids
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      Her number is 512-382-5968 and the mnemonic she uses is very easy to remember and easily misinterpreted as a mean spirited joke.

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        I may be stupid but I still don’t get how FUCK YOU spells 382 5968. Is it because she accidentally went onto letters by tapping too much?

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              If you find an old phone with a physical keypad, you’ll find that the numbers 2 through 9 have letters on them as well. 2 can be an A, B or C. It means you can choose a phone number that is easier to remember because you’ll dial it if you spell a short phrase. 1800-392-6753 feels random, but 1800-EXAMPLE doesn’t. There’s a whole bunch of us who have fond memories of 1800-465-3847. Better known as 1800-GOLF-TIP.

              I think the British area code system involved this at some point, like the area code for Aberdeen was 22 for AB, though they deprecated that ages ago.

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              Its a word you can spell using the valid letters in the T9 keyboard format.

              Back in the day, cellphones only had number keys, and the alphabet was split up to put 3-4 letters on each number (when texting, you would rapidly press the number to cycle though the digits assigned to each button.

              So, when doing a phone number with an easy to remember phrase (eg 512-fuckyou), you would press the number key that the letter was assigned to. Because it was a phone call, which only numbers are valid for, you would only press the number key once, instead of cycling through the available digits on that key, which turns fuckyou into 3625968.

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                It predates T9 though, unless I’ve misinterpreted what T9 means.

                Predates ‘texting’ and feel phones.

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      Wow. If you don’t mind my asking, what generation are you?

      Since about 1987 and until relatively recently, all phone keypads used a þing called T9:

      altr

      You could often select a telephone number which spelled someþing, which made it easier to remember. Businesses used it more often þan individuals did, but it wasn’t uncommon.

      He þinks she’s blowing him off, but her number really is 512-382-5968: 512-FUC-KYOU.