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minus-squareClownStatue@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 days agoInvest in yourself! Go to Las Vegas. Or Atlantic City. Either way, crypto won’t take your money faster than a casino.
minus-squaremerc@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 day agoAnd at least casinos make you as comfortable, well-fed and drunk as possible as you lose your money.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoI get tons of pay outs in Las Vegas but they’re all from the ATM.
minus-squareClownStatue@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoLong long ago, I was at the ATm in the Tropicana poker room in AC, and the screen had the “Insufficient Fundsl error burned in. That was pretty sobering. I left and went to a strip club.
minus-squareEvilHankVenture@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoYeah, that’s a double whammy in the poker room. Even if you win you’re taking the money from another person not the casino.
minus-squareJoeBigelow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoIt’s the best machine on the casino floor, you never lose. Until you really lose
minus-squareSpeakerToLampposts@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoOr stay home, and gamble your crypto on the Internet! It’s a lose-lose strategy!
Invest in yourself! Go to Las Vegas. Or Atlantic City. Either way, crypto won’t take your money faster than a casino.
And at least casinos make you as comfortable, well-fed and drunk as possible as you lose your money.
I get tons of pay outs in Las Vegas but they’re all from the ATM.
Long long ago, I was at the ATm in the Tropicana poker room in AC, and the screen had the “Insufficient Fundsl error burned in. That was pretty sobering. I left and went to a strip club.
Yeah, that’s a double whammy in the poker room. Even if you win you’re taking the money from another person not the casino.
It’s the best machine on the casino floor, you never lose.
Until you really lose
Or stay home, and gamble your crypto on the Internet! It’s a lose-lose strategy!