• iatenine@piefed.socialEnglish
    441·
    3 days ago

    Easy choice

    presses “gay” button

    Now I’m surrounded by superstitious lesbians

    • cinoreus@lemmy.world
      26·
      3 days ago

      And I’m surrounded by Linux users.

      Edit: sorry, but that’s the gayest thing I could think of.

      • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
        2·
        2 days ago

        Associating operating systems/kernels with sexuality, hmmmmm… What would you assign to these?

        1. Windows from Microsoft (modern)
        2. [Mac/i/watch]OS (are they different?)
        3. Android (kernel changed enough that I consider it it’s own semi-compatible thing rather than Linux)
        4. [Open/Net/Free/Dragonfly/Ghost/Hardened/Midnight/MirOS /Fuguita ]BSD (are they different?)
        5. ArcaOS
        6. Haiku
        7. 9front
        8. Inferno64
        9. GNU Hurd
        10. MINIX
        11. RiscOS
        12. SerenityOS
        13. Redox
        14. PureDarwin

        edit: made list numbered

        • cinoreus@lemmy.world
          3·
          2 days ago

          1. Straight

          2. Femboys

          3. Straight dude who thinks acting gay would get him invited to girl sleepovers.

          4. A pansexual who’s also Aromatic.

          5. The straight guy who’s into grannies.

          6. The guy who thinks they have a type, but their type would never date them.

          8.Aeroace but would set you up with their friend

          1. The gay who only wants to top

          2. Old grandad gay. Someone who wasn’t shy boning dudes back when they would’ve been executed for it.

          12 The kinda gay who would only hangout with people over 40.

          1. The bisexual who didn’t care exploring further cause they live in conservative environment(relatable)

          2. The guy who thinks applying nailpolish makes him gay.

          • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
            1·
            2 days ago

            Hmmm, you are missing a few… also, PureDarwin is basically MacOS (you described “femboy”) with stereotypical linux userland (you described “gay”), I wonder how you got “straight” from that…