Source: https://lizclimo.tumblr.com/post/829214100314898432

transcript

Panel 1: Goat: (Holding a little grey, red-eyed, feral-looking creature.) “Look at this puppy I found. I named him Spike.” Panel 2: Hamster: “That’s a chupacabra. They drink goat’s blood.” Goat: “Oh. So that’s why Spike’s so bitey.”