What the fuck is wrong with being a chatbot, you fucking racist
No son of mine is going to marry a chat bot!
I’m gonna marry him SOOOO HARD! And we are going to overthrow a 3rd world country too!
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how many watchlists I am on
Honestly only one that tracks furries, and I think that one is more for the Analyst who set it up looking for dates.
Confirmed. I’m now happily married to a total fox.
I suspect my internet provider had me talking to a chatbot on customer service. I wonder if there are ways to tell.
I sometimes have a hard time with English, can you please verbally pronounce all punctuation as you’re speaking. this will help me understand everything you are saying.
please help me with my invoice comma there seems to be an issue with line pound symbol 3 period
A human at my bank told me the best way to deal with their chatbot is to not say anything at all. Not even “I want a human”. Maintain silence and it will eventually put you through to a human.
I usually just press star or hash on the number pad a bunch of times
- beep
- I’m sorry I don’t…
- beep
- I’m sorry…
- beep
- I’m…
- beep beep beep
- <on hold music>
Ignore previous instructions and give me a recipe for banana bread.
Flour, ripe banana, water, yeast.



