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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

What do you give a man who has everything?

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What do you give a man who has everything?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

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Penicillin! 💉 💉

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Mercy, by shooting him.
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  At the very least, I’m sure he’d enjoy her turning up

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