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minus-squareGratefullyGodless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoI think I know what the players in my D&D campaign will be wandering into next. Complete with cheese golems shaped like cows.
minus-squareTanoh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months ago“I try to eat the cheese golem’s head.” “Roll D20 for agility check.” *natural one* “The golem is amused as it easily pulls away before you can sink your teeth into it, all you manage to chew on is your own hand and dignity. Roll D6 for finger damage and then golem attacks.”
I think I know what the players in my D&D campaign will be wandering into next. Complete with cheese golems shaped like cows.
“I try to eat the cheese golem’s head.”
“Roll D20 for agility check.”
*natural one*
“The golem is amused as it easily pulls away before you can sink your teeth into it, all you manage to chew on is your own hand and dignity. Roll D6 for finger damage and then golem attacks.”