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  • whereitsat@lemmy.ziptoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•On talent
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    1 month ago

    where does that come from though?

    everyone in American movies and TV is a savant or aspiring to be one; they’re not just a hacker or a tailor–they’re the best at what they do!!! they have skills unseen even by the oldest gods. they can create a perfect dress in 20 minutes flat that’ll wow the most critical Vogue editorialists; They can hack into the most secure system in a matter of minutes!




  • there are lots of ways to ‘survive.’

    let me ask you question: what’s worse from a moral standpoint: stealing an old ladies purse or killing someone? what about pitching a tent on land that someone else owns? what about parking your RV in a wal-mart parking lot overnight?

    some of those things are crimes and you’ll be looked down upon even if you don’t get caught.

    so, why do we say ‘thank for your service’ and then turn around and see the thief as less than human?

    i’d rather have someone poach on my land than bust into my house and shoot me in the face. i’d think anyone would feel that way.


  • whereitsat@lemmy.ziptomemes@lemmy.world•do not feed the trolls
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    1 month ago

    that’s just the entirety of the visible internet nowadays. and it’s a dumb take. being exposed to what makes you uncomfortable hardens you.

    people act like seeing a contrary opinion is like being abused as a child. it isn’t.

    i’d love to live in the shoes of all the oversensitive, privileged nerds who post on these sites.


  • why is that rational but 100% pure milk is ok?

    the milk that we’re sold is for fucking cows. how much more ‘unnatural’ can you get? would you go cuddle a cow and drink from its tit?

    i don’t even buy any of the dangers of artificial sweeteners. can you even create a study where someone is indulging in aspartame and also not eating/drinking one of the other 34983048304834 chemicals we’re taking in on a daily basis?

    even if it is bad on some level, fruit juice is worse strictly going by sugar/calorie content unless it’s squeezed straight from the fruit, which nobody is doing, other than weirdos.


  • whereitsat@lemmy.ziptomemes@lemmy.world•infinite money glitch
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    1 month ago

    depends on what it was for lol.

    way to out yourself as an unsophisticated, sheltered suburbanite.

    child molester or abuser = no way

    any rich people crime, like embezzling = no way

    drug crimes other than crack, heroin, meth? who cares…

    anything else = whatever.

    rather date a murderer than a yuppie.



  • imagine taking food advice from an AI when it can’t taste anything.

    imagine having NO SENSES. not taste, not smell, not whatever the other ones are–absolutely none of them. you can’t eat a chicken finger because you have no mouth and you’ve never existed in the 3D world we call reality.

    but you’re taking advice on recipes from this AI.

    billionaires consider this reasonable because they’ve never done anything for themselves. it’s reasonable to them when the butler says some outrageous shit like, 'your mom’s pussy juice would taste really good on this rare steak.

    zuckerberg was in college but you know he never mingled like a normal person. if i saw that guy in real life i’d either laugh or run screaming.

    i met a few people like elon musk in real life but they worked bottle return and were mentally challenged. the few times i tried to talk to one of those people they replied ‘brzoooooom’ and i pretended to understand what they were saying and dipped out.


  • whereitsat@lemmy.ziptomemes@lemmy.world•Better vape and fap
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    1 month ago

    hey, man. i’m a gen-xer drinking lime beer and watching 90s general hospital episodes on youtube.

    lemme lay it down for you, youngin’.

    pokeman is lame. memes are lame. drinking alcoholic beverages without alcohol is lame. naming an alcoholic beverage without alcohol a ‘mocktail’ is lame.

    your entire generation is composed of 90% plastic from soda bottles and the other 10% is from social media propaganda. you don’t want to poison yourselves lol.

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    any questions?



  • drawing attention to that is cool, i guess, but doesn’t shed light on the underlying issue.

    america loves victim blaming the individual rather than ever admitting that there’s some kind of issue with the system or wealthy people.

    every single house in america could be built on the edge of a cliff prone to landslides and someone would always come out of the woodwork to act like it’s your own fault you bought it.

    ‘shoulda lived in a shopping cart.’



  • i’m a painter who doesn’t paint. i’m a writer who doesn’t write.

    what do you actually do, says the skeptic.

    i’m a prompt artisan, says the creator of this ‘art.’

    so, you just type text into a box?

    yes.

    but when i type artist into google it spits me back this definition: "a person who creates art, such as painting, writing, music, or sculpture, using conscious skill and creative imagination.’ you aren’t creating anything–the AI is the creator. at best, you’re just influencing what they create with words.

    whatever.

    so, if i fuck an artist and tell him that his song would be better in B minor, then i’m a creator?

    whatever.