No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.

Tits are for the climate

Octopus does exactly this

I am familiar with the telltale heart, but not squeaky boots episode. However, I can gather that squidward likely was going fucking insane because SpongeBob had squeaky boots.

I used to love when my boss would deny PTO. I told him straight up after a while that my PTO request was a polite notification that I will not be there during that time, and whether he solved that problem now or when it rolled around was up to him.

I get the sentiment, but that WATERPARK is considerably larger and more elaborate than the in ground pool in a backyard.

“they are eating the dogs the people that came in there”

I would buy a punctuation, Pat

Heres the really cool part! We can just…not name things after dogshit people! If you live in a country where they name things after dogshit people, consider that you, yourself, live in a dogshit country!

That we, as homo sapiens, will never access because we do not have the gut microbiome necessary to break down and use.

I bet you hit on the McDonalds cashier and she told you not to come back

“When you are broken, and Mar-A-Lago is ashes, then you have my permission to die”

Cats most definitely support fascism, and you cant convince me otherwise

Wife fight back 😡

Weed doesn’t accidentally get laced with anything, and they sure as shit aren’t gonna give you it for free.

Cocaine is laced (more like cut) with cleaning chemicals all the time to make it less coke and more clorox, which is considerably cheaper.